🚐 Rules of the Road (a.k.a. How to Survive Beddy White) • She’s big, but she’s not a race car. If you’re auditioning for Fast & Furious 12: RV Drift, please do it elsewhere. • No towing with Beddy White - a penalty fee of $1000 will be assessed if any towing occurs. • No drive-thrus. Unless you’d like to donate a roof to Taco Bell. • Parking = cardio. Take it slow, breathe deeply, and maybe bribe a friend to spot you. • Respect the height. Bridges, trees, and awnings are not “fun challenges.” They are solid objects. • Wave at fellow RVers. It’s tradition. Skip it and risk eternal side-eye at the campground. • Corners are enemies. Swing wide, or bring home a new stripe courtesy of a mailbox. • Bathroom rules are sacred. TP only. Anything else and you’re the one unclogging it—good luck. • Level before you settle. Unless you enjoy sliding out of bed like a hockey puck at 3 a.m. • No smoking. Save the smoke for the campfire (or when you burn the marshmallows). • Cleanliness = savings. Return Beddy White clean & tidy or pay the “we warned you” fee ($150). • Have fun! At the end of the day, it’s not about the miles—it’s about the memories (and how many snacks you packed).